The Ultimate Cheat Sheet: Taco Dirty Prices, Allergens, and Menu Hacks


Okay, we’ve covered the vibes and the flavors. But if you are anything like me, before you commit to a restaurant, you want to know two things: How much is this going to hurt my wallet? and Can my vegan/gluten-free friend actually eat here?

I did the legwork (and the eating) to break down the Taco Dirty menu by the numbers. Consider this your tactical guide to navigating the line like a pro.

💸 The Price Breakdown (2025 Estimates)

Taco Dirty fits squarely in the "Fast-Casual" price tier—think Chipotle but with way better ingredients and slightly higher prices to match the quality.

Note: Prices below are estimates based on in-store menu boards. Delivery apps (UberEats, DoorDash) will almost always be $2–$3 higher per item.

Menu ItemThe BuildApprox. Price
"All In" Bowl2 Bases + 2 Veggies + 2 Proteins + 2 Mexi Things + 1 Sauce~$13.50
Snack Bowl1 Base + 1 Veggie + 1 Protein + 2 Mexi Things + 1 Sauce~$9.50
Tres Taco Plato3 Tacos (Choice of tortilla + fillings)~$11.00
Dirty Burrito12" Tortilla + Rice + Beans + 2 Proteins/Veggies + Extras~$11.00
Single Taco"Uno Taco Bout This" (One taco)~$4.00
Lil' NachoChips + Queso + 2 Mexi Things~$6.00

💡 Pro Tip: The Snack Bowl is the unsung hero of the menu. Unless you are starving, it is usually plenty of food for lunch and saves you about $4.

🥦 The Dietary Decoder Ring

Taco Dirty uses a labeling system that is honestly better than most high-end restaurants. When you look at their menu board (or order online), you will see little codes next to everything. Here is how to read them:

  • GF = Gluten-Free

  • PB = Plant-Based (Vegan)

  • DF = Dairy-Free

  • SF = Sugar-Free

  • AF = Antibiotic-Free (Meats)

For the Gluten-Free Crowd (Celiacs, Rejoice!)

Almost the entire menu is naturally Gluten-Free, with the obvious exception of flour tortillas.

  • The Big Win: Their Fried Chicken Tenders are breaded with rice flour, making them 100% GF.

  • Safe Bases: Mexican Spice Rice, Avocado Citrus Rice, Brown Rice, and Lettuce.

  • Safe Sides: The Fried Buffalo Avo Broccoli is GF and arguably the best thing on the menu.

For the Vegans & Vegetarians

You aren't stuck with just "beans and rice" here.

  • Proteins: They offer a Plant-Based Mushroom + Tofu Chorizo that has a spicy, crumbly texture similar to ground meat.

  • Cheesy Goodness: They have a Warm Plant-Based Cauli Queso (contains cashews) so you can still get that nacho cheese experience without the dairy.

  • Bases: All rice options are Plant-Based (PB).

🥤 Happy Hour & Value Hacks

If you are trying to maximize calories per dollar, timing is everything.

  • "Dirty Hours" (Daily 2 PM – 6 PM):

    • $3 Tacos (Select options)

    • $3 Beers

    • $5 Margaritas (Frozen or On the Rocks)

    • Note: This is the best time to try the "Tres Taco" combo on a budget.

  • The "Double Veggie" Hack:

    If you order a bowl, you usually get a choice of proteins. If you skip the meat and do "Veggie Only," you can often load up on extra roasted vegetables (like the Sweet Potato Hash or Broccoli) for the same price or cheaper.

🛑 One Final Warning: The "Avocado Tax"

Like everywhere else in the world, Guacamole is extra.

  • Chips & Guac: ~$6.25

  • Add Guac to Bowl: ~$2.00

  • However, the "Guac Sauce" (a thinner, emulsified avocado salsa) is often included as a sauce option for free or a nominal fee (~$0.69 extra if you want a lot of it). If you just want the flavor of avocado without the chunkiness, go for the sauce.

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